today I was in a store and these we’re talking about how thirsty guys were and the guys were like nooooo blah blah and this girl in what I think was a bra and spandex shorts was like “mmm if you boys thirsty you can come take a sip from this fountains” and I kid you not this mom behind said to her kid “this is why kids shouldn’t go in the fountains”
匿名ユーザーの発言:: Why don't you want kids? It's every woman's duty you know..
nah it’s my duty to travel back in time and third wheel your parents on their first date so you were never conceived
I consumed a rather large amount of alcoholic beverages and am feeling marvelous